Friday, August 28, 2009



When i started this blog it was because i was bored at work and the things i write about are my thoughts and things that i see going on around me. I haven't really written a lot about my thoughts or who i am, you see most of the time i feel that i think differently to people or i question myself as to why i am not really entertained by the things that entertain others. But lately that is changing and i am beginning to realise that I AM ME...and i dont have to put myself in a box there are things that i like that are contradictions and i appreciate that about myself...

An example is that i love rugby but i absolutely hate watching it on tv, i like fruity flavoured cooldrinks but im not so fond of fruity flavoured alcohol...i am always clued up about whats going on in pop culture but i think that tv is a waste of time (beside the programs there are shit.)

i now understand how my mind works, and i know how to take absolute advantage of that fact.

i think the most important lesson i have learnt this year is that people enjoy putting others into boxes and i am also guilty of this, the get uncomfortable when a person changes or tries new this because they cant define you anymore...People fear what they dont understand and hate what they cant conquer.

Haai no maan...hottie van die jaar

Life imitating Art???????????????

The Value of Words

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The design of my new tattoo

Thursday, August 27, 2009

The funny thing about life

I was listening to a Jigga joint the other day, called 'when the money goes...(will the honies stay)' but since when should we have to listen to such a song and then give remarks like this shit is so relevant?

One thing that I'm learning is that life is funny in that our lives are contradictions, we say we are one way and then go and do the exact opposite, when have school friends, friends from home, work friends...(the list goes on) this allows a person to be different things to different people. so who are you really?...

back to the Jigga song, he says "all you see is paper not potential", in the age of McDonalds,cellphones and sisters doing it for themselves these statements should be irrelevant.

My argument is that everywhere i go i hear women saying that they will make their own money and be successful and independent and blah blah blah, then they go and marry the bloke with money. WHY? then when she leaves she wants half of something that she didnt work for.WHY?

And Still...(you know the rest)

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Still Hottie of the Day

Monday, August 24, 2009

How to be an absolute tosser of a girlfriend

1.Be abusive: for guys to be in an abusive relationship this usually happens because the chick does this emotionally, a guy becomes a prisoner in his own relationship.
I never understood how a person can love someone and not allow that other person to be themselves in the relationship, so fellas if your are a prisoner of your need to leave that girl and chicks just know that guys talk so if your are abusing him, he will leave your ass, talk shit about the shitty relationship which you made him a prisor of and then no other guy will ever go out with you.

2. Two-timing: Being dishonest about stuff like this is a no no, its dumb to try and get your bread buttered on both sides...ladies we know. guys watch out for the this the most sure sigh that you are being cheated on is when you are busy knocking boots and all of a sudden she starts trying new an unfamiliar positions...ladies we know.

3.Doing a duck: Just not showing up for a date, not answering any phone calls, or moving out without giving any prior warning are all fairly cowardly ways of ending a relationship, you will become known as the chick that did a hit and run...guys if this happens to you make sure that none of your stuff is missing and get a restraining order against her (just in case she comes damn guaranteed that this is a crazy B!tch)

4.Kiss and tell: As a guy you will always be the last one to know about this, if your girl is getting around or doing the rounds, word does eventually get around and you will be left single...FOREVER, because no guy wants to date the village bicycle...

5.Being a stalker:This is the biggest one. Once you've been identified in the social circles as a bit of an obsessive weirdo/freak who follows ex-boyfriends about, people are not going to be queueing up to ask you out. If you're the kind of person to stalk someone's flat or workplace, or who sends 20 unwanted SMSs a day or phones constantly at odd hours of the night or day, can you blame people if they avoid you at all costs? Horror stories about you are doings are probably being spread far and wide.You have become the laughing stock and you probably deserve it. Get help.

Hottie of the day

Friday, August 21, 2009

This is a warning

I wonder, at what point it was that women began outnumbering men, when Adam was made it was 1-0 to the men, then Eve came along and it was then 1-1...then Cain and Abel, 3-1 to the men and from all my readings of the bible there is clearly more men than women.(the scarcity of the fairer kind must have led to all those barbaric wars of the dark ages)
Stats currently show that women outnumber men 7 to 1 (not that I am complaining)

So with this in mind why is it that men are still chasing after women? According to the laws around supply and demand scarcity adds value to something, but from the many hours that I have clocked in in the clubs, the ladies are sitting back and waiting for men to hunt them, and take them on dates and try to impress them (should this not be the other way round?)

This leads me to the fact that why is it that a woman must always try to change a man? (should this not be the other way round?) Here is my train of thought.
A man is scarce therefore he becomes valuable, but he still chases the women (for some strange reason) he charms her by spending the little money that he has, she then in turn pretends that she loves watching soccer every Saturday and that she understands the off-side rule, they now officially become a couple…now this is where the tables turn…the man must now changed he must stop watching soccer, eating pap with his hands and leaving the toilet seat up (this is the greatest trick any woman can pull on a man)…the man starts adopting female habits like using three types of moisturiser…All this in order to keep his woman happy.

The man essentially becomes the male photocopy of his more feminine half.

this trend carries on into almost every sphere of life and if we are not careful we will end up in a world where men sit around having tupperware parties and boasting about how much their wives make and planning midday errand runs to the beauty parlour... we can see this in how men have become girls in that now it is acceptable to have manicures and waxes and all that hogwash...i don’t even think that it is necessary for application forms to have boxes that ask you to indicate whether you are male or female, because we are all just becoming a bunch of pansies… whats funny is that a good decent chap from e-Kasi, who rocks allstars and sporties moves to the city, starts going out with a Sandton chick, then the manies and pedies begin...this is "good" because he is seen as progressive, before long he starts wearing capris and eating vegan food…then at the end of the day the chick leaves his ass all heartbroken, with the reason that this chap is “too needy” or “emotionally draining” but is this not what she turned him into…yes, she leaves him to be with a real man…

Midday Heat

When we forgot who we are

What is this new trend where gents dont have rides, cribs or anything else...?

this is actually very interesting for me because roles have changed and it is becoming something of status for guys to be "kept" eg. K-Fed, i mean i have friends that actually only date a girl on this criteria (does she have a car, crib and a job) so that they know that they never have to take out a cent or even bother to be a man.

who do we blame for this? i havent been around for many years so the person who i can point a credible finger to is The Spice Girls (if you are white) and Destiny's Child (if you are black) when they started singing about girl power and being independent and all that jazz.

Newton says that 'for every action there is an opposite and equal reaction' the action is that the sista's are doing it for themselves but the reaction is that guys are not motivated to lift a finger in order to provide for their other halves...

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Weekend Hottie
Hottie of the Day

When a girl became a boy in 1 minute and 55 seconds

Today i have been reading the most ridiculous story of a south african girl who won the 800m at some atheletics meeting, now she is being accused that she is infact a does this happen? this is a girl form a dusty village at what freaking point did she find the money to have a sex change when they dont have electricity or a tv at home.

this is really shocking because we never questioned Maria Mutola or even Flo Jo...matter of fact all female atheletes are built like men, i think that your body has to be in this condition for them to be able to stand a chance at winning something...

now the big question is "why do they not test the shotput women from East Germany...?"

the girl is 18, why must we poke and prod her like an animal from the amazon rain forest?

they must leave her alone and let South Africa bask in her achievement.