Monday, August 24, 2009

How to be an absolute tosser of a girlfriend

1.Be abusive: for guys to be in an abusive relationship this usually happens because the chick does this emotionally, a guy becomes a prisoner in his own relationship.
I never understood how a person can love someone and not allow that other person to be themselves in the relationship, so fellas if your are a prisoner of your relationship...you need to leave that girl and chicks just know that guys talk so if your are abusing him, he will leave your ass, talk shit about the shitty relationship which you made him a prisor of and then no other guy will ever go out with you.

2. Two-timing: Being dishonest about stuff like this is a no no, its dumb to try and get your bread buttered on both sides...ladies we know. guys watch out for the this the most sure sigh that you are being cheated on is when you are busy knocking boots and all of a sudden she starts trying new an unfamiliar positions...ladies we know.

3.Doing a duck: Just not showing up for a date, not answering any phone calls, or moving out without giving any prior warning are all fairly cowardly ways of ending a relationship, you will become known as the chick that did a hit and run...guys if this happens to you make sure that none of your stuff is missing and get a restraining order against her (just in case she comes back...be damn guaranteed that this is a crazy B!tch)

4.Kiss and tell: As a guy you will always be the last one to know about this, if your girl is getting around or doing the rounds, word does eventually get around and you will be left single...FOREVER, because no guy wants to date the village bicycle...

5.Being a stalker:This is the biggest one. Once you've been identified in the social circles as a bit of an obsessive weirdo/freak who follows ex-boyfriends about, people are not going to be queueing up to ask you out. If you're the kind of person to stalk someone's flat or workplace, or who sends 20 unwanted SMSs a day or phones constantly at odd hours of the night or day, can you blame people if they avoid you at all costs? Horror stories about you are doings are probably being spread far and wide.You have become the laughing stock and you probably deserve it. Get help.

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